Tommy Smeltzer - Los Angeles Wing
is currently the only Sixty Second Airborne member to be listed
in the Internet Movie
Database. He has appeared in a bad movie that was never released,
a bad movie with Cuba Gooding that was released, a decent movie
that was released that nobody saw, and Boston Public.
Brian Sack - New York Wing
Brian is the best-selling author of The
Truth About Santa,
which devastated an entire generation of seven year olds. He is the only Sixty Second Airborne crew member to say "Mrs... uh." on ABC's All My Children.
advertising job was as an underpaid copywriter with a sociopathic
megalomaniac boss in 1991. Brian frequently
sees insane people from his window. In his spare time he edits
Fred Leo - Atlanta Wing
bio hasn't changed. He claims to break cameras. Contact John Mayer
for naked photos. Cash impossible.
Fred believes in conspiracy theories that involve John